Donald Trump’s Nigel Tufnel Moment

The codependency of the world upon white men, as its frame of reference and lighthouse for virtually any direction, is a de facto relationship of demigod and ascetic lay piety – there is no pencil sharp enough, nor any stationary large enough, to accurately depict this relationship to scale.

The definition of white and ‘passing’ has been so contested and deconstructed for centuries, and assimilation has been so fretted, because it was not just about a power-play for privilege in the separation of übermensch from untermensch:
It is the binary cutoff of Godhood and mere mortal – mortality vs immortality.

White women have the same impotent rage (white penis envy) at white men that nonwhites have based upon apocryphal slights, ahistorical injustices and revisionist anthropology because their mere footnote of relevance in history does not just pale in comparison to white men – it is dwarfed by exponential standard deviations and galactic orders of magnitude when juxtaposed with that of white males;

The best these bellyachers can do is invent and imbibe on entire religions, cultures and collective coping-mechanisms of quasi-Semitic sophistry dedicated to countering the effortless dominance of white men:

-Blackened-Africanized Egyptology: borrowing the extraterrestrial script from Scientology and then superimposing it upon the basic sacraments of Islam – The Nation of Islam founder obviously skimmed through primer prison library manuals in a slapdash effort after ‘converting’ to Islam in order to gain an extra meal after-hours, as ‘Muslims’ are entitled to, in the big house;

-Blacks founded all known and unknown technology/discoveries, and then hoarded it all in flying pyramids, which have since been permanently grounded as per international flight paths, and all said inventions were miraculously appropriated and scrubbed from Africa, except for one – the missing nigger nose of the sphinx.

That, along with Elvis covering a B.B. King song, is the clue that proves everything in history was built by blacks and stolen by whites through ‘colonialism.’

You have to pay attention to the negro wormholes and event-horizon theories that start in one place, skip all details and then jump-cut to its final destination because time is like a meandering river of oppression to them – they can bend the space-time continuum in the same way they bend physics in gangland shootouts:
unholstering handguns from their waistbands and firing them sideways because:
Technique (acting white) < 'cool'

-Blacks were slaves in rural Alabama in 1845 washing dishes, changing white baby diapers and picking cotton, therefore blacks built the skyscrapers in NYC in 1910 even though Irish/Italian unions did all the hammering and paving.

-Blacks dominate basketball and football, therefore blacks are the economic backbone of America.

Finally, when that proves futile, they give in and start 'reverse-appropriating' all peoples to lay claim to greatness without evidence:
-Egyptians were black because it is on the edge of Africa (Cleopatra was Auntie Jemima, Ptolemy was Jimmie Walker)
-Jesus and the Jews were black
-Some Africans are Muslim and speak Arabic, therefore all Muslims/Arabs are black
-East Asians were black
-Spanish, French, Italians and Greeks are too dark to be white so they are black
-Northern Europeans (although phosphorescently transparent) were all originally African and descended out of Africa, shedding their opaqueness through 'devolution.'
-Since Pangea was African-based and black Africans still remain, blacks are the kings and queens of history.
-Basically human history was black-on-black violence

The Afrocentric creationist waxes and wanes between deconstructing/dehumanizing 'whiteness' to be an invention of colonialism, to then going so far as to suggest that mysterious caves in Europe (lol where?) functioned as the laboratories of African scientists, when they gifted the white man life – so even though the American Negro is literally the documented creation of European slavers, whites are the reflected glory/bane of blacks.

Last time I checked, these people still worship Germanic iconography (Jesus, Santa, Easter bunny) and celebrate Germanic solstices (Christmas, Easter), and still risk life and limb to parasitize our lands, use our technology, wear our clothing and attempt to speak our language, albeit effortlessly bastardizing, vulgarizing and mongrelizing it into a fake pidgin-creole (functioning as the lingua Franca of the criminal/welfare class) despite having no mother tongue with which to merge into…a task only the American Negro could accomplish.

Easy to say money doesn’t matter when you have millions like JayZ.