The Virgin Mass Murderer vs. The Chad Bystander
Just look at these two pictures. What a contrast!
The guy on the left is 26-year-old Devin Kelley, the Leftist scumbag atheist, suspected antifa, and possible paedophile, who gunned down a church full of defenceless people.
Just look at that gruesome, pallid, slimelike, “soyboy” face. This guy may have been married and even technically had “sex” with his wife, but I’m sure that in the most essential sense of the word he was a virgin – esoteric virginity, if you like.
Now look at the guy on the right.
He is local resident Johnnie Langendorff, a bystander at the time of the actual massacre, who nevertheless quickly responded in the aftermath, and, with one other guy, confronted Kelley, gave chase, and drove the killer to his death.
Okay, his teeth may need a little work, but look at that healthy, outdoors complexion, generally virile demeanour, and rooting-tooting-shooting cowboy hat. This guy is a real chad, God bless him!
The Virgin Mass Murderer vs. the Chad Bystander! What further proof do you need of meme magic?
Nor should we forget Langendorff’s partner in this act of heroism, based “old-timer” Stephen Willeford. Okay, the guy doesn’t fit neatly into a preexisting meme yet, but one should definitely be created just for him. Willeford is an ex-NRA instructor who put a bullet in Kelley, even though Kelley was wearing body armour
You don’t get more NRA than this guy. How’s that for your narrative, Leftists?
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