Buzzfeed’s Male Writers Revealed to have Dangerously Low Testosterone

The Try Guys is a Buzzfeed video series about four cucks who generate clicks by experimenting with random embarrassing and unmanly things.

From trying on ladies underwear, Valentine’s Day lingerie, and women’s sexy Halloween costumes to doing drag, nude modelling, baring their asses like Kim Kardashian, dressing as giant vaginas and going through labor pain simulators, they are quite literally a soyboy version of Jackass.

Their most recent video centered around analyzing male “attractiveness” from a scientific standpoint. A pudgy curly-haired gay man in a white lab coat led the Try Guys through various examinations, including a test that measured their testosterone. And here, we were given factual evidence of something that we’d always instinctively known:

With the exception of the Asian guy Eugene, each of the Try Guys is in the bottom five percentage in testosterone levels, officially “dangerously low.”

The average testosterone level in males is 679 ng/dL, and anything below 300 ng/dL should require medical intervention, an immediate change in lifestyle and diet, and testosterone replacement therapy. Signs of low testosterone include: decreased physical strength and energy, low mental aggressiveness and confidence, weight gain, osteoporosis, and a decline in libido and erections.

As if we needed any further information and proof of the sorry fate that awaits many Western men, here is a clear picture of the type of man leftist outlets like Buzzfeed find ideal:

Stripped of respect and natural leadership qualities, the Western man of the future is mentally pliable, physically defenseless, and unable to raise and lead a strong family unit. He is a man-child, a living Homer Simpson character. His purpose in life is to shut up and consume. He is a soulless, socially-engineered neutered pet that yelps and dances for wages from a multinational corporation managed by STEM feminists.

The Try Guys deliberately behave like overgrown children, always pointing fun at how pathetic they are, adopting typical gay behaviors even though they are straight. As if this is somehow uplifting. Naturally, their behavior to some degree is an act in order to get greater reactions from the audience. But we have to ask ourselves, is this portrayal and promotion of Western man as a Family Guy-esque weak buffoon really what our society needs? Do we really need more pathetic men and more masculine women in movies and television? And if we agree that we are tired of these celebrations of weakness and of the perversion of the natural order, then what can we do, as normal dissatisfied men and women, to change that image and give men back their manliness?

The world needs manly men and feminine women. Only together can they bring back the traditional family, which is the true foundation of a healthy and contented — dare I say — Godly society. For the time being, the best is to work to better ourselves and our immediate neighborhoods. And naturally, the first step to a better life is ignoring all advice from “news” sites like Buzzfeed, which, as we can see, will literally turn men into giant pussies.

Melissa Meszaros
Melissa is a Hungarian-American writer, editor, and translator who spent the first half of her life in Central New Jersey before relocating to Hungary. Today, from Hungary, she pursues a career in thought crime and Youtubing, and with her significant other is working towards building a loving home full of children and cats.


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  • I see Altright has begun deleting truth telling posts. I reckon the mods didn’t appreciate me pointing out that Richard Spencer is pro-abortion in many cases, and therefore can’t claim to being a “Godly” man.

  • There are plenty studies correlating low testosterone with preference for leftist policies, attraction to masculine women and so on.

  • Gothic Joe, the Alt-Right as a movement is “areligious” in the sense of religion not being a defining or particularly influential factor. This doesn’t mean that Christians can’t be involved in the Alt-Right. It would run parallel to their religious beliefs.

  • isn’t there a contradiction for testo levels ? The writer said : 679 average, but the file show a maxium of 668

  • Nice post, Melissa.

    It should be noted that men like beautiful women, such as Melissa, in part because they cause a biological reaction in men such as increased healthful hormones like testosterone. This is also found in animals and is called the mating response.

    Testosterone is the main male sex hormone, but females also have small amounts of it.

    It is a steroid hormone, produced in men’s testicles and women’s ovaries.

    A large review study found that people who exercised regularly had higher testosterone levels.

    Resistance training, such as weight lifting, is the best type of exercise to boost testosterone.

    Get some sun and/or increase your vitamin D intake along with zinc.

    Get enough sleep.

    Avoid soy products and endocrine disruptors like PCBs, BPA, and phthalates.

  • The whole idea that they would rate themselves on who is more attractive is in itself a form of self-depreciating cuck humor. Each one of these homos know that neither one of them would be attractive to a female.

  • These are the typical male feminist ,the bible says being effeminate is a sin. I myself was slightly overweight and effeminate ,but I started working and long distance cycling but never was a male feminist cry baby.

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