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Elle Reeve Is A Poster Child For The Absolute State Of Western Journalism

I can’t think of any news outlet more symbolic of the decline of objective Western journalism than Vice News. Let’s take a look at what their star investigative reporter, Elle Reeve, put out last week for HBO.

It starts about 3 minutes in.

This “report” is so all over the place that the mind rebels at the idea of having to dissect and provide perspective on it. Let’s ease into it then, shall we. We got some more choice screenshots out of the latest video. Enjoy:

Elle literally looks like an unfortunate mix of Downs and fetal alcohol syndrome. I mean…

I know that in the Current Year, the pickings for mockery on the Left are abundant, but this one really takes the cake. She sits there, drooling and barely able to get a coherent thought across, pretending that some crazy old Boomer lady harrasing her Republican congressman on Facebook, mailing bricks into his office and driving 2.5 hours to post sticky notes on his door is a sane and embattled defender of the First Amendment.

The entire segment was a piss-poor takedown of a Congressman who had enough of the rantings of the crazy old bitch and blocked her on HIS facebook wall.

As mentioned above, Elle frames this as a violation of the First Amendment. She goes to see the ACLU about it.

This is an actual screenshot.

Naturally, crazy cat lady #2 props us the stort of crazy cat lady #1 and soon-to-be crazy cat lady #3 (Elle) nods along at her inane ramblings.

We learn that apparently a bunch of people are suing Trump for blocking them on Twitter and crazy cat lady #1 will also sue Paul Gosar.

Now, of course, Elle had no problem with the First Amendment rights of the Charlottesville protestors being violated. She gloated about it actually. And she got Christopher Cantwell put in the crosshairs of Charlottesville’s insane lefty city government with her hit job on him for Vice. Cantwell was arrested and he is still being held in jail awaiting his court date. This is the second guy that Elle has gotten arrested to further her career. She got her boyfriend to lie about committing war crimes in Iraq and got him arrested too. 

Anything for the story.

Speaking of which, it occurs to me that Elle literally looks like a mix of Sid the Sloth and Napolean from Napoleon Dynamite.

A sexy look, to be sure.

But actually, the comparison is still a bit off. It doesn’t account for her retard cleverness.

She’s a schemer too, don’t forget. Nathan from South Park matches her personality more closely.

No, but really. That segment for Vice she just did was so pants-on-head retarded that I literally can’t even. That Paul Gosar interview was clearly deceptively edited as well to make him look unhinged, but the fact of the matter is that Paul is your basic-bitch “can’t we all just get along” Republican.

He blames Soros for funding our rally, because “Soros was a Jew from Hungary that sold his own people to Hitler”.

That statement made sense in his mind because “Dems R da Real Racists,” is the underlying belief at the core of his worldview.

Elle takes offense and defends Soros’ good name, claiming that this is Alex Jonestein tier nonsense (which it is) and she corrects the record on Soros funding White Identitarian movements.

Thanks, I guess?

Baffling stuff to be quite honest. It is like two blind people trying to duel each other with sticks over a pair of glasses. What is there to analyze really in their stumbling, jerky, blind swinging at one another? And more baffling, what do they hope to gain?

Anyways, let the retards play in their sandbox, I say.

The “I’m a serious journalist” face.

Let’s just enjoy all the nice memes and reaction images that Elle leaves us with.

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Geoff
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Holy crap this bitch is not only physically repulsive, but a vile character. She goes to the front of the line, even ahead of the traitors and cucks.

Yo bro
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I think shes smoking hot and would breed if she made the kitchen her second home

TheDrogger
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looks more like a paver than a block

Three Stars
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>He blames Soros for funding our rally, because “Soros was a Jew from Hungary that sold his own people to Hitler”.

He blames Anti-fa for starting the violence and then mentions Soros as a sponsor of Anti-fa. The Soros and Nazi connection was made on top of that. Honestly, is this guy getting payed!?

Yehudah Finkelstein
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No. Just Boomer Cuck retardation. Read comments on Breitbart or Daily Caller. People actually believe Soros was a real Nazi, Dems are the real racists, and Richard Spencer is a Deep State/Soros shill.

Triuwida
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I’ve been insisting for months that she’s really kind of cute, in a fishy kind of way.

But there’s no going back there after this.

Like it is
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omg this was a funny article!

thanks!

Boulanger
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If Spencer and Co find Elle Reeve so disagreeable, then why are they actively working with her to take down other figures on the Right?

The hypocrisy is breathtaking…
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Tyron Parsons
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She looks like a Carp to me

Ris_Eruwaedhiel
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Picking on the woman’s appearance is childish.

Here’s a better picture of her:

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/vice/cast/elle-reeve-512×512.jpg

She might look better with a different pair of eyeglasses.

MBNM
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Idk she still looks repulsive to me.

Ris_Eruwaedhiel
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Count yourself fortunate that she’s not looking for a date with you.

MBNM
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If other libs are an indication she’s probably into sick shit, so yeah.

Ris_Eruwaedhiel
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Yeah, heterosexual dating is so boring and old-fashioned.

TheLulzWarrior
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Found her ancestor!comment image

me me
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Nah, didn’t help.

What’s left to argue against? Her entire portfolio on covering the alt-right is on the image the left has laid out, not about the message.

Ris_Eruwaedhiel
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She’s a leftist twit, but I find mocking her appearance is juvenile.

Yehudah Finkelstein
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All of Trump’s attacks (Lyin Ted, Little Marco, Low Energy Jeb, Crooked Hillary) were juvenile. They worked.

169pct
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She has to be a Jew. The droopy eyelids are the giveaway. Look into her family tree, you will see there’s a Jew in the woodpile somewhere.

Triuwida
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Agreed. Plus, odd facial proportions is a strong Jewish trait, ex. Anthony Weiner.

AnonymousWhite
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Iraq says it’s a victory for the whole world, not for Iraq. This man seems to be pretty honest. Also, vice literally means degenerate.

Marcus
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Why wouldn’t Soros cooperate with the “NAZIS”? Hungary was sympathetic to Germany in the war. That Soros wasn’t made into a lampshade or bar of soap himself (one of the lies the Jews popularized about the war) and that he worked with Germans is more evidence the holocaust is a lie. But most people are ignorant of this lie because historians that expose it are jailed. The problem isn’t that Soros worked for the “NAZIS”. When your country is occupied, that is what you do – cooperate. How do you think the rapists from the greatest generation would have treated… Read more »
me me
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Soros was 11 when the war ended. He was living with a shabbos goy,
pretending to be a nephew so he didn’t get deported. Still a piece of shit Jew.

Ken31
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Vincent, I have to call you out on your false premise. I’ll not be too harsh, because it is a shared delusion. There never was an objective media. Not ever. News media has never in history existed for any other purpose than to push the narrative of those who owned or ran it. We used to think that was the case, because it was a monopoly that was entirely 1 sided. Nobody got to hear the collective voice of criticism towards the media, it was never allowed. Now we have the internet and we know that they are liars and… Read more »
Gerald Martin
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You’re overdoing it with the fixation on Reeve’s physical appearance. Why not just let her looks speak for themselves? They’re not in her favor, after all.

I have a certain admiration for Cantwell and Azzmador, but neither did our movement any favors with their over-the-top belligerent talk to Reeve. I don’t know about Cantwell, but know for a fact that Azzmador can be very persuasive and convincing without sounding like King of the Hollywood Nazis.

me me
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I’m almost certain the goal here was to play their move against them.

This journalist never focuses on our argument, but our image.

Gerald Martin
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Agree. To your second point, she’s obviously fascinated by the Alt-Right in a psycho-sexual way, initially by Spencer, but probably others as well. Our guys should play that against her, although dealing with female journalists is probably a waste of time.

Triuwida
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Azzmador was making her squirm.

Baron von Aus
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She has a head that looks like a bucket of smashed crabs .

Riopel
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Matt
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Would not bang.

Ken31
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I am always willing to improve the gene pool with my superior seed.

Matt
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Yea but it’s wasted on that grotesque.

genocidal_maniac
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Lulz

TrashGreen
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Classy

Jarod
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Sometimes the 4chan culture bleeds through into our journalism.

Robert Browning
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I hear she is living in Brooklyn now, with all the niggers.

Yehudah Finkelstein
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I remember Enoch and his crew saying that she lived in the West Side of Manhattan, and the only way she could afford to live there is due to her Jew hedge fund husband.

Robert Browning
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11226—Lefferts Gardens, near Prospect Park, Kings County Hospital, Ebbets Field projects. Ta-Nehisi Coates bought a house over there. It is majority black but has been gentrifying, still a niggerhood though. She is 35. She look that old to you?

Yehudah Finkelstein
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She just looks odd to me.

ɱØяñιηg$ʇðя ©™
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Well, I actually like cats and known many throughout my life. So I prpose to change the meme to some more unpleasant animal. How about crazy spider lady syndrome? Why should innocent cats suffer for what these nutjobs do?

MBNM
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Just common for insane women to surround themselves with cats to make up for a lifetime of social failures.

ɱØяñιηg$ʇðя ©™
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Cockroaches would have been more apropriate for them.

MJK
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Hilarious! She is such a freaking zero … actually she’s quite literally “less than zero” absolute zero Kelvin! Why does anyone waste time and energy speaking to her….

The Dude
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TheLulzWarrior
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“Elle Reeve, I hereby sentence you to life in the Friendzone!”

Aiser88
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She always came across as so oily and greasy and shiny…..why……..

Captain John Charity Spring MA
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Captain John Charity Spring MA

Like Natalie Portman in skin texture she is.

Patriotic American
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VICE = CIA

DON’T BUY THE KOSHER CRAP!

WHAT?
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I think at this point they’re just trolling themselves and how retarded they are.

From Ohio
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Journalism is a joke.comment image

TheLulzWarrior
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form
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Yeah, because only men should have the right to defecate *without* annihilating shame. It’s regrettable that she’s used her daughter as a vehicle for her article, but she’s right to reject the gender-biased norms for gender-blind bodily functions. And, nobody “let” women into journalism. Women let themselves into journalism, just like they’ve let themselves into every other career.

N0 0ne
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This is one of your best parodies so far. Perfectly captures the idiocy of the devoted follower of the Far Left, blindly committed to faithfully parroting the orthodoxies of the Current Year, while completely lacking in self awareness or even a hint of actual reasoning ability. Kudos.

You have captured the typical leftist hatred for the natural order, and for normal men, quite well, but I would suggest that you include some more explicit anti-White hatred, if you want to make it even more entertaining.

form
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Women deserve the same bodily autonomy as men, and they always have. You couldn’t find a way to deny that, if your life depended on it!

Yehudah Finkelstein
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Yehudah Finkelstein
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My thoughts as well, this has to be a parody.

“She’s right to reject the gender-biased norms for gender-blind bodily functions.”

This is just too absurd, but not that far from ridiculous leftist beliefs.

form
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Absurd how?

Yehudah Finkelstein
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Shitting advances feminism.

form
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No. Women’s bravery, dedication, and intelligence advance feminism. Going BM just keeps us – men and women – alive. Don’t tell me you have a problem with women inhabiting the earth.

tony hayers
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Topless tourist killed as she’s filmed hanging out of a car window by pal on holiday island A topless tourist has been killed in a horror accident while she was hanging out of a car window. Natalia Borodin, wearing only a pair tiny white bikini bottoms, was filmed playing around on holiday as her female friend drove and filmed the action on a mobile phone . But the video ended with the Russian woman’s muffled screams as she is believed to have hit a lamppost or a passing car. Russian newspaper Moskovsky Komsomolets reported: “The woman was having fun demonstrating… Read more »
Lavender
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You mean like prostitution and dancing at strip clubs? Whore houses? Brothels?

Hoosh
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Wrong on all counts. Men gave women what they have, just as Great Britain gave India what they have, just as Whites in America gave Blacks what they have, just as a jailor gives a prisoner what he has. Bitch about it all you want. But as Robert de Niro states in “The Deer Hunter”

“This is This.”

jsigur
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Sinead, is that you? VK Clarkcomment image

demize!
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I for one and deeply ashamed whenever I shit.

MBNM
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Oooh boy…

Captain John Charity Spring MA
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Captain John Charity Spring MA

You are a Zyclon B Zombie.

J. Marie
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These people are always blaming women for things (((they))) have done to society.

Yehudah Finkelstein
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Imagine being this dumb.

form
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So, women’s #2 should be a mission of covert ops, while men’s #2 should be a normal part of life. Riiiight! I guess you don’t mind being an “incel” forever.

TheLulzWarrior
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You wouldn´t be posting in this comment section if you were getting any dicks, Incel. -)

Lavender
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You must be a Jew. Only Jews are this obsessed with shit.

form
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Seriously? I wrote about body-shaming, bad parenting, and misogyny, but *you* focused solely on turd and irrelevant speculations about my faith. You’re looking for the obsessive in the wrong place, Lavender. Turn off your monitor and go find a mirror!

Lavender
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Vampires don’t have a reflection! In yo face Hebrew shit worshipper!!

J. Marie
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Exactly.

Yehudah Finkelstein
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I’m guessing you shit loudly at your work and don’t care because “Feminism”.

form
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I’m guessing that it doesn’t matter when or where you unload, since you’re unemployed and no woman will ever date you.

Lavender
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Well you know what they say… 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.

jsigur
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She hides her comments. Troll much?

MarlinLover
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I’ve seen you around here before, aren’t you that crazy wanna be co opting female alt right pundit who desires orbiters to drool on you? Keep talking, maybe one day you’ll say something smart.

form
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I can assure you, Marlin – I’m not at all “alt”. Nobody will “drool” over me, but if any of you met me, a lot of you would spit in my face. If I’d never said anything “smart”, then at least one of you could have refuted me by now. Instead, and with ZERO basis, you’ve called me a “Jew” a “feminist”. Your more rage-filled tantrums consist of death threats and anti-Semitic memes. It’s pretty unbelievable, actually. You’re hateful enough to want a “White ethnostate”, and grandiose enough to think you’ll get one, but too dim to rationally defend the… Read more »
Yehudah Finkelstein
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Do your coworkers spit in your face when you spackle the toilet and stink up the bathroom?

Yehudah Finkelstein
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I’m sure your coworkers love your violation of social norms and enjoy your shitting loudly from the bathroom as a fight against Patriarchy and Misogyny.

Vincent Law
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tell us more about how you shit for feminism

Ken31
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The auto-moderation for words that someone considers “wrong-think” is a good way to kill this site. I thought you guys already figured that out, once.

WHAT
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Not nearly enough women let themselves into assenisation it seems.

Gutenberg
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ur so brave

From Ohio
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You’re in the wrong place.

SLD
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learn from Poland!

Nova Morium
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Maybe it’s time for the Return of He-Man……

Ha!!

Ghetto Tarzan
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Every Vice article is just a 1000 words saying, I can’t even.

AmericanusRex
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What about Dylan Roofs?comment image

Pymander
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I think Sid the Sloth + Napoleon Dynamite is the best description of this woman that I’ve ever heard.

TheLulzWarrior
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Ike35
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Damn that photo always gives me the creeps.

Ken31
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People embrace the media when it says what they want to hear, but they forget to revert back to distrusting it when it says lies that are not in their interests. Just like acting, media should never have been considered respectable. Historically actors share a social status with hookers and thieves. The press should be viewed the same way.

tony hayers
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tony hayers
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Bruce Regael
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Meanwhile the comparison of “two blind people dueling with sticks” describes liberals vs conservatives to the letter. Vincent was all over it with the one-liners today.

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Gynogarchy

Pioneer American
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You’re just mad cuz she’s already married.

TheLulzWarrior
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She is a female incel.

Kudzu Bob
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What the fuck are you talking about? Hideous fish-faced creatures can’t legally get married.

Yehudah Finkelstein
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Elle Reeve’s Jew hedge fund husband makes her wear a paper bag over her head.

The Dude
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Not to mention they probably both imagine they are having sex with black men while engaged in intercourse.

Ike35
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through a hole in the sheet.

Baron von Aus
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Two paper bags,in case one breaks .

Copyright101
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Two paper bags. And a hole in the wall.