“Charlottesville Copycat Attack” Kills 13 in Barcelona
Just days after an evil White Supreeeeemist ran down a crowd of peace-loving, left-wing protesters carrying baseball bats, in the town of Charlottesville, Virginia, there has been a copycat attack in Barcelona that appears to have killed at least 13 people and hospitalized a hundred.
OK, even though the second attack was clearly inspired by the first — they both used vehicles in Left-wing towns and drove into crowds of people — there are some important differences that we should not ignore.
The first attacker was an evil, White racist, which means that all White people are exactly like him and must be shut down across the internet and blamed for history and shit, while the second attacker was a Muslim, which clearly means that not all Muslims are like that and that Islam is the “Religion of Peace.”
Another important difference between the two attacks is that is that the first attack shows us how divided we are as a people and that hate is winning. The appropriate response is obviously to dox and punch Nazis (i.e. any White guy you don’t like), destroy statues like ISIS do, and call for the assassination of President Trump.
The second attack, however, demonstrates that we are all united and that love wins. The appropriate response is to immediately appoint a Muslim as mayor of Barcelona, build more mosques, and organize “hug a Muslim” events on street corners so that everyone can stand and applaud as White women embrace random Muslim men.
Oh, and this: