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Heineken’s New Pozzed Ad Wants Us All To Just Get Along

Heineken recently released a video about different people with different points of view getting along over a bottle of cold Heineken ™ beer.

Funny how the evil white men without Current Year views are the only ones depicted changing their opinion and giving ground… And apparently, this whole trans-gender thing is going mainstream. I remember only hearing about these sorts of people on /pol/ a couple of years ago and thinking it would never ever catch on with the public. How naive I was…

There’s a lot of truth to this video, but you can only see it if you read between the lines. This is a fairly accurate depiction of what Heineken and just about all other MNCs want. They just want us to all get along…and buy their stuff. They want us to be conciliatory…so that we buy their stuff. They want us to meet each other halfway and agree to disagree…except when it comes buying their stuff. That part is non-negotiable. Our natural identity ought to be replaced with brand loyalty, that’s the only real way we can express group solidarity anymore. Team Mac vs Team PC. That’s what really defines us in 21st century Weimerica.

Heineken isn’t the only company that’s been cashing in on volatile political times.

The now infamous Pepsi commercial gives us a glimpse into the world that the MNCs want as well. Hipsters and Vibrants getting along, united in their righteous hate love against the White man (symbolized as usual by the police). Everyone wears the colors of their new tribe, the blue team, Team Pepsi of course. Surprisingly, the spontaneous uprising of the oppressed POC and the fake poor Hipsters is entirely attended by thin, good-looking, fashionable folks. The Multi-Kulti future, of course looks nothing like that.

The multi-culti corpo future looks a lot more like Wall-E world.

Meanwhile, reality looks nothing like what paid actors hired by MNC in-house marketing teams portray it as…

A disturbing hate crime has come to light. From the New York Times:

A man killed one student and wounded three others on Monday at the University of Texas, walking calmly from one to another and stabbing them with a bowie knife, setting off panic and rumors of a larger wave of violence.

The university police identified the suspect as Kendrex J. White, a 21-year-old student who was quickly arrested. Witnesses described the suspect as eerily composed during the episode near Gregory Gymnasium, and said that when he was confronted by police officers, he did not speak or appear to hurry.

Rachel Prichett, 19, a student from Austin, said she was standing at a food truck when she heard screaming, turned and saw a man holding what looked like “a small machete” approaching her, “just walking calmly with the knife to his side.”

The suspect walked behind a man a few feet away from her, then grasped the man’s shoulder with one hand and with the other hand stabbed him in the back, thrusting the knife “all the way in.”

Ms. Prichett said she fled, running past another victim, his head bloody, who was slumped over a table.

In recent weeks, fraternity houses at the university had been vandalized with messages accusing them of promoting racism and rape. Many people on campus speculated Monday that the knife attack was related.

But Chief David Carter, of the University of Texas at Austin Police Department, said the authorities did not know of a motive for the stabbings. Speaking at a news conference, Chief Carter said that he was aware of the rumors but that he did not know if the victims, all men, were fraternity members.

Mr. White is black. Chief Carter said the four who were stabbed, all age 20 or 21, included three white men and one Asian-American man. One died at the scene, and the others were taken to the university medical center. The authorities did not immediately release the victims’ names.

School officials in Graham, Tex., identified the student who died as Harrison Brown, according to The Austin American-Statesman.

It is a strange state of affairs isn’t it? The man who was killed was a White guy who’s last name was “Brown”. He was killed by a Brown Guy whose last name was “White”. Like Ebony and Ivory. Hmm, I wonder, if they had just shared a Heineken ™ or Pepsi ™ together, maybe then they would have been able to get along? Tell the marketing department to start working on the script for that ad.

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Mishima on the Run
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Vincent Law
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He rambles and just look at the cancer in the comments section that the blog attracted.

Mishima on the Run
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Dunno, in between the ramblings there is an interesting perspective on advertisement. The comment section is throroughly autistic, doe.

Hipster Racist
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Notice the title is “BANNED Pepsi commercial.”

It wasn’t banned. The “controversy” was fake; some leftist may have written an article about it, but so what? Lefty nutjobs bitch about anything. There was no “controversy” and there was no “ban” and the entire “story” is literally part of the marketing. It’s a fake “viral” video that say that it is “controversial” and “BANNED” so people will want to know what the fuss is.

pymotes
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“pozzed” & “ad” are redundant these days!

Japheth
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1:45 in the Pepsi video makes me sick

Einar von Vielen
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What are you waiting for?

Ike35
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I sure hope Grolsch doesn’t pull this shit because I’ll have to stop drinking that too.

craicher
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So they make 4 minute commercials now? Or what is that? I could only watch a few seconds before I got bored.

Marc Bjorneby
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That Multi-Kulti future photo looked like a horrible class reunion. You could rub that womans belly in the front row and she’d grant you 3 wishes!

4DPOETRY
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Check out that pic, even the dog is fat.

Hipster Racist
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See the “alien” picture on the beam on the top left? That’s the Reddit alien logo. This is a picture of a reddit meetup.

Next time you are reading some anti-white “progressives” on reddit – these are the people you are talking to…

4DPOETRY
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Aren’t advertisers supposed to get you on the hook, not ambush you and then beat you over the head with a club.

Ike35
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You’d think so but it’s currently the current year.

4DPOETRY
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I lasted 40 seconds, did anyone beat that.

kaarekazai
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Haha. 2 min 32 sec. But I have a bucket for the vomiting.

ThomasER916
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No.

Kumiko Oumae
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Interesting article but there’s one really big problem. The image which you presently have subtitled as ‘multiculti corporate future’, which has all the disgustingly and hideously fat and retarded-looking people depicted, is an image which contains 100% fat White people. Everyone in that image is White and retarded.

It doesn’t look very multicultural at all, and so you guys might want to get the optics on that one checked out.

In contrast to the Pepsi commercial, it actually makes the ‘multicultural’ Pepsi commercial look pretty decent. It’s like you’re accidentally making their point for them.

A hymn to Hermes
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Not everyone in that photo is white.

Kumiko Oumae
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I suppose you’re pointing out that technically there is an African baby in the midst of all the fat White people in the Reddit photo. That still is not a more a realistic multiethnic scenario than what is contained in the Pepsi commercial.

The Pepsi commercial’s selection of people actually does look plausibly like what a multiethnic demonstration led by middle class people could look like:

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A hymn to Hermes
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Not just the baby. Although I don’t disagree with your other point except these people wouldn’t be middle class, whatever that means anymore.

Jarod
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That multi-kulti photo is basically Reddit.

Hipster Racist
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It’s literally a reddit meetup.

McHappy
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All those fat retards in your photo look 100% white.

Hildi H
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That white baby looks really black… Must be my monitor.

richard garyson
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This video was bad, but not quite as bad as John Cena’s Patriot PSA, which was required watching at my work, last year.

I don’t drink beer, but if I did, I wouldn’t buy a brand that promotes social justice pozzery. That video depicts the lie that most of us are forced to endure M-F, 9-5. Who wants to be reminded of it when they go home and unwind with a drink?

listenupbub
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Unfortunately, some boneheads from our side put up some racist flyers after the event. You idiots have got to stop this. You are begetting more violence.

Hildi H
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Are you sure those flyers were from our side? It wouldn’t be the first time a (((group))) has tried to pin us with racist or anti-semitic flyers, graffiti, etc…

ThomasER916
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Cuck harder bro.

The POCs still hate you.

listenupbub
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Don’t be a fool. Not everything is boiled down to “being a cuck” or “not being a cuck.” Life is not about dick measuring, and proving how immune you are to feelings of fear or doubt.

Successful people (such as myself) realize that posturing does not win anything. Understanding the effects of your actions, and acting in a way that brings about good effects, is the key to success.

So I ask you: how the hell do racist flyers help us?

ThomasER916
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So I ask you: how the hell do you know it was our guys that made the flyers?

(Quit being a fucking cuckfag)

Jimmy Flounderello
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Any Heinecken I have ever tried has been skunked. Do I have to go to Holland to get a fresh one?

Ike35
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I’ve lived there for 8 years and yes you do have to go there for a fresh one unless you get it in cans.

Jack Burton
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That’s a shame. Heineken is the only brand of cheap beer that I will drink. The others all taste like swill.

Hipster Racist
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Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Игор
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Try Staropramen or Jelen, those two always win those “beer world cups”.

Hipster Racist
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The “transgender” thing works because it triggers most people. Since gender dysphoria is a completely fringe phenomenon it doesn’t affect anyone in real life. So it’s a cost-free source of signaling – AND the advertising agencies know that people will be titillated/outraged and spread the advertisements thus making them viral. What is so frustrating is that everyone is giving Heineken and Pepsi brand exposure – all publicity is good publicity – but no one is publicizing the ad agencies who actually create this stuff. Can anyone name even a single ad agency off the top of their head? Pepsi did… Read more »
Vincent Law
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I took an advanced marketing class with some marketing genius who apparently put “Kikkoman” on the map as a condiment staple in American households. He was incredibly PC and progressive. Sample size 1 I know…but I don’t think you have Don Drapers sitting there and cynically manipulating both sides to get more sales. I think the Globo-homo industrial complex really does believe in what they’re selling.

Hipster Racist
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I really do believe we are being played for suckers here. I’ve spent my entire life around SWPLs, hipsters, urban “liberals” and the like. None of them gives two thoughts to transgenders. Occasionally, a dedicated “progressive” white women will include them in a long list of “causes” – far below “rape culture” and “pussy hats” – when bashing Trump and Republicans on Facebook. No one cares and there is zero status to be gained by talking about transgenders among SWPLs, hipsters, and urban “liberals.” I’ve read more about transgenders on Alt Right sites than I have on liberal sites. Same… Read more »
Geiger
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I like this phrase directed at liberals when they accuse racism.

“Everyone is racist. It’s not the end of the world.”

Clark Kent
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I’ve definitely seen a change in the way races, relationships, and family are portrayed in msm and advertising.

Do a google image search of “white man white woman” and all you will see is white women with black men.

I agree that we shouldn’t be so knee-jerky that we become predictable, but I don’t know how to respond to stuff like this.

DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ
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DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ

“Same with mixed race stuff – that is clearly directed toward poking the eyes of “racists.” There is zero status to be gained among SWPLs, hipsters, and urban liberals by dating blacks..”

Depends on the race. Lots of left-wing Whites in the sciences date East-Asians, although I’m not certain whether this is about signaling as much as it is about mutual physical attraction between groups with compatible IQ levels (East-Asian women tend to find White men very attractive, and a distressing number of White men find Asian women attractive in an exotic sort of way).

Geiger
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It is the best they can get. That is all it is.

richard garyson
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Regarding white men dating non-white women, I have noticed a general imbalance in looks. Generally speaking, the non-white women are more attractive than the white men they date. A lot of white men would rather date an Asian 8 than a white 4 or 5.

Not so much the case as it used to be, but still more often than not, most white women who date black men are hideous and morbidly obese.

In general, there seems an imbalance in looks, in inter-racial relationships, with the white person in the relationship usually being less attractive than the non-whites.

DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ
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DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ

This is true. It’s not usually the football players.

richard garyson
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And since the alphas tend to hog a disproportionate share of the women, I can understand why some white men miscegenate. The good looking white women are taking turns with the alphas and the average and ugly ones are piercing their faces and dying their hair unnatural colors.

ThomasER916
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I believe it’s even simpler than that. Asian women are not hostile to White men the same way White women are, thanks to Feminism and Liberalism. White women are just hostile to White men. It’s a general statement and it’s true.

DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ
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DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ

For every shrieking feminist harpy, there are probably 25-30 normal White girls who just want to be with a handsome White guy. For all the degenerate ads in cities, the All-American White guy is still the standard for attractive masculinity.

Hipster Racist
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Not Don Drapers anymore, but certainly Max Goldsteins. The eternal question of whether they “really believe in PC” or “cynically use PC” doesn’t even seem to particularly matter. Then again, the viral video/online thing has most certainly changed the nature of the game, so we’re not only past Don Draper now, we’re also passed the Max Goldsteins of the previous generation. There are not enough mix raced couples or people who love transgendereds to matter, so they are clearly not the target audience. Some internet whiz kid pointing to a dashboard showing how “viral” this ad went to his bosses… Read more »
Vincent Law
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Actually their target audience loves the mixed race/tranny stuff they peddle because they’re peddling it to SWPLs with disposable income looking to define themselves through a trendy, progressive brand.

Hipster Racist
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Cheerios, Heineken, and Pepsi are not particularly associated with SWPLs but are generally downscale brands – they are not at all aspirational brands.

Again, we are specifically discussing online advertising, and there is most certainly a completely different set of rules than the prime time television ads of old. Youtube advertising has a completely different strategy than broadcast or cable TV. “Controversy” gets the videos embedded and these ads are pay per click.

Vincent Law
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I disagree about Heineken and Pepsi. Sprite is the whole rapper, ghetto drank. Coca-Cola is the generic Americana drink, Pepsi is the striver drink for the striver class. Heineken tries to portray itself as suave and yuropeen- which SWPLs also like. Its definitely not trying to go for middle-america like Bud or Coors or Yuenling.

craicher
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Blacks drank grape drank and jungle juice not sprite. Well, not sure if jungle juice is around anymore but that is literally what they drank when I was a kid. They like something very sweet with an artificial fruit flavor. Given the choice of a real juice and some grape drank or the like they would choose the grape drank.

Hipster Racist
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Pepsi is to Coke what Burger King is to McDonald’s. There is zero “striving” about Pepsi. Heineken is one step above Budweiser – it’s not Guinness, it’s the generic “lite beer that is not totally girly.” I simply cannot see the brand positioning posited here at all. The Pepsi commercial had zero political content – the focus of the ad was Kardashian – it was meant to appeal to teenage girls; it was a music video. The “left” reaction was that they were co-opting Black Lives Matter. Teenage white girls that Pepsi was trying to get don’t like Black Lives… Read more »
Krafty Wurker
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Heineken is very sensitive to consumer feedback—be sure and give them yours.

frank garrett
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Heineken is a horrible beer. At least now I have another reason not to drink it.

DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ
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DaveMD ✓ᴺᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰᵃˡᶦˢᵗᴰʳ

It would be enormously helpful if someone were to put together a list of products/brands that were associated with anti-White/pro-“diversity” marketing (preferably with links to evidence). IIRC, there was a buzz a couple of years ago about an American auto company (might have been Jeep) running a commercial during the Super Bowl about diversity or immigration or something along those lines, and it really weakened my intentions to “buy American” when I start making enough money to buy something other than 15-year-old cars.

Anyway… no more Heineken for me.

ThomasER916
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We need to smear the anti-Whites and ensure their products are neither sold, nor produced in our countries. That needs to happen and fast!

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