Perspective

The Media Attacks On The Pences Is An Attack On White Marriage

It’s 2017; marriage is passé. Haven’t you heard? The Lügenpresse never miss an opportunity to degrade the character of the reading — more often these days, watching — public. The long-nosed town crier’s latest is a manufactured controversy over Vice President Mike Pence and his wife Karen Pence’s common sense marriage rules. The Washington Post’s derisive portrait of the Second Lady brought to light this “shocking revelation” and implies that Mr. and Mrs. Pence’s marital arrangement is illegal:

Cathedral sirens blared a summons to neutralize this intolerable affront of decency. Trump transition-team advisor Ken Blackwell quipped that one “can’t get a dime between” the Pences. This example of solidarity between Whites called for a coordinated psychological assault on our sexual ethics. A powerful White man with a stable marriage is an indigestible quantity. Any union between Whites, including the private one between a man and a woman, is a possible threat to the neoliberal order.

Beneath the apparent absurdity of the media reactions is a deadly serious hostility to the foundation of our resistance to our dispossession and historical erasure — the love of one’s own. Our decency frightens our enemies because of its metapolitical implications. We are not demoralized despite their best efforts and control of every cultural organ.

        With typical vulgarity, Slate and The New Yorker extolled purchasing power over personal nobility, spinning Mr. Pence’s refusal to dine alone with women as limiting women’s career potential. However, the real desired damage to White values was to paint marital prudence as a mere sham obscuring dark sexual intemperance and any observance of proper boundaries as worthy of mockery.

The Late Show host Stephen Colbert, characteristically over-animated but dead-eyed behind his Communist glasses, worked his low art of degrading the masses with the aid of studio lighting and canned laughter. His eyes wide with Botox and aggression, he crowed: 

There’s the story of how the Pences got engaged while they were out feeding ducks in 1985. Mike Pence hollowed out two loaves of bread, placing a small bottle of champagne in one and the ring box in the other for her to discover as she tore off pieces.” Which is pretty impressive, it means that Karen Pence can tell the difference between Mike Pence and a loaf of bread … It’s actually very cute engagement story. It’s a good thing Karen was there because you wouldn’t want to leave Karen alone with one of those seductive loaves of bread. The yeast isn’t the only thing that’s rising. It’s also worth noting that the couple later got the bread shellacked. Of course, of course shellacked bread is an Indiana delicacy.

           White America still lives and loves, despite the imperial class’ mockery of its people, folk traditions, and family bonds. The Pences’ memory of the whimsical, sunny afternoon they fed the ducks before they forswore themselves to one another cannot be tarnished by the catty remarks of an overly made-up Pavlonian late-night television host. Similarly, we who are awake are importantly beyond their reach to corrupt. Transient commissars like Colbert attack the love stories of our people because marriage is the foundational White institution upon which all other White institutions are built.

The oaths we make to one another insures our impudence to survive and our mirth in the face of the abyss that the left insists is our destiny. We will continue to realize the promise of generativity hinted in the first simpers of courtship, and we will continue to envision a dawn of our own making. There is nothing more blithe for our morale, nor grave for our enemies, than the love between our people. Out of love for our people, we will strive and sacrifice. We will not rest until we have secured a future for white children. Love is indeed, reactionary.

  • They should have just said it was a 50 Shades of Grey style “Dominant/submissive contract” and if anyone said anything about it accused them of “kink-shaming.”

    • Jonathan McCann

      Brilliant I’ll take your advise when someone calls me a “cracker”.

    • And we have a winner for “best comment so far” today. Show up at the office wearing assless chaps and a dog collar and you’re a fearless crusader for BDSM recognition. Walk around in a pinafore with a teddy bear and you’re a courageous transgender activist reclaiming zhyirs (or whatever pronoun you’re using this afternoon’s) childhood. Show respect for the sanctity of your marriage and you’re a creepy deviant.

      Besides which, in the wake of all these manufactured scandals Pence would have to be a complete idiot to dine alone with a woman. Does anybody think the people trying to sell various flavors of RUSSIAN HACKER would hesitate to create a sex scandal?

  • Cam

    Our (predictable) Bolshevik enemies essentially use three main tactics today, just as they’ve always done …

    1 – Attacking Christianity
    2 – Attacking the family
    3 – Attacking private property*

    *Number 3, these days, is much less direct than past attacks associated with socialism and communism; it’s mostly executed through attacks on the extraction industries (coal, oil, etc.) who employ large numbers of white, middle-class Americans.

    In other words, it’s important to remember that it’s not a “war on coal”, as the cucks often repeat ad nauseum, it’s a war on “coal miners”; i.e. a disguised attack on white middle class America.

  • LauritzVonGH

    It’s remarkable how something as wholesome as the Pences marriage is open to attack. Surely this just comes across as jarring, even to the normies.

    • katebushfan66

      how do you know they have a wholesome marriage? lol

  • craicher

    No different to 19teens Bolshivek Russia. Those who mock us deserve their fate. The day of reckoning draws near.

    • katebushfan66

      day of reckoning? lol

  • listenupbub

    I have been bashing Pence since the start. The man just does not look that smart. He looks dumb as a rock, and his entire family does. This is a serious problem on the right: smart people understand how crazy it is to come out of the closet, so we don’t, and the dumbos are the ones left to run things.

    Having said that, I am ticked that the media, once again, attacks the chastity of some Christians, while being the staunchest defenders of Muslims.